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India, This Past Fortnight

By Niyantha Shekar 5 July 2009 268 views 8 Comments

Mayawati, the Chief Minister of Uttar Pradesh, recently unveiled 15 statues in the capital city of Lucknow. The kicker, though, is that two of the statues were of Mayawati. Mayawati provided much-needed rationale for this move, though. She claimed that statues of eminent personalities provide inspiration to societies1.

On behalf of all other narcissists in the world, we have a winner!

As expected, opposition parties had issues with Mayawati using the state’s money to immortalize herself in stone. According to The Hindu, Akhilesh Yadav, a member of the Samajwadi party, said that he would mourn for the statues of Mayawati since according to Hindu tradition, only statues of dead persons are installed2.

Playing the Hindu tradition card is like playing the Joker card in Rummy - it’s whatever you want it to be.

Senior BJP leader Jaswant Singh wrote a letter to his party that found its way into the media’s hands. BJP’s general secretary, Vinay Katiyar, questioned Singh about the leakage of his letter to the media. The offended Singh responded that he was not answerable to anybody3.

I agree. Accountability goes against an Indian politician’s moral code.

In 1996, Raj Thackeray, who was then part of the Shiv Sena, had organized a Michael Jackson concert in India. This move received plenty of criticism from political opponents. However, Thackeray did not feel that organizing the concert would be “a political liability”. He explains, “Hitler, for all his faults, did resurrect Germany. Similarly, I look at him (Michael Jackson) as a great dancer, singer and composer who had a social message in his songs“4.. Thackeray then played down the Holocaust, saying that it helped shape world history.

You believed that last line, didn’t you?

A producer in Bollywood aims to use the alleged rape incident involving actor Shiney Ahuja to publicize his forthcoming movie. The movie is about actors struggling to handle their success in the film industry, and is titled ‘Chamak - The Shyning’5.

No, that is not a typo.

In a landmark ruling, the Delhi High Court has legalized gay sex. There are a few Indians, however, who are not overjoyed to hear about this new ruling. Dr. P.V Cherian, from Chennai, said, “I think homosexuality is a sickness affecting men and women“6.

Brilliant diagnosis there, Doctor.

Rakhi Sawant, the ‘actress’ famous for being loud and annoying, is part of a new reality show where she will find herself a husband from a pool of 16 candidates. When asked about what she expects from a potential husband, she said, “He shouldn’t look at using me as a ladder for his career“7.

Right, I’m sure it’s your personality that’s attracted these men to the show.

She is, however, confident that she will be able to find the man for her through this show. “Yes. I am sure I will get the right man. I am a self-made individual. I have taken all my decisions myself till now. I have been successful because of my choices in life. Rest, I have left to God”8.

When questioned, God said “Hey, leave me out of this”.

To read more ‘India, This Past Fortnight’, click here.

Footnotes:
6 - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8130737.stm
7 - http://www.screenindia.com/news/the-bride-is-ready/483226/
8 - http://www.samaylive.com/news/i-am-sure-i-will-find-the-right-man/635497.html

Photo Courtesy: Wikipedia

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8 Comments »

  • Alaknanda said:

    brilliant! i love the rakhi sawant one.

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  • Nimisha said:

    Apparently, after one of Mayawati’s statues was unveiled to her for her inspection, she insisted on the statue’s handbag being changed because it didn’t suit her fashion taste.
    I am not kidding.
    Some analysts claim she could have eradicated the state’s poverty with the hundreds of crores of rupees she has spent on temporarily immortalizing herself.

    And seriously, Rakhi’s reality show would be more at home on Comedy Central.

    Brilliant news report. Easily your best one yet, Mr.Shekar!

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  • Aditya said:

    @nimisha er..isnt Mr. Shekar Niyantha’s dad?

    But yeah, I concur with you…definitely Neon’s best one yet!

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  • Rajan Jain said:

    I is really sad to have such dumheads in Indian Politics.

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  • Vikrant Jain said:

    I understand this article to be rather cynical. But I don’t get the point? What are you emphasizing or trying to state? I agree it is funny to read about some of the fools or foolish mistakes made by the people you mentioned above but humor, singularly, does not justify the piece. Please give me some direction on this one.

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    VJ Reply:

    Since a lot of us are away from India, it is hard for us to follow or keep up with news relating to India. Especially the nitty-gritty stuff that wouldn’t feature on the homepage of BBC-South Asia etc.

    This article series does a great job in keeping us astride with that kind of stuff while at the same time making us appreciate the element of ridiculous that is inherent in Indian News stories.

    It’s like an equivalent to getting all your US news from The Daily Show or The Colbert Report on Comedy Central.

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    Niyantha Reply:

    Vikrant,

    Humor can be a great way to point out what’s messed up in this world. One of the aims of this column is to highlight wtf news stories from Indian politics, society, arts and is another medium through which readers can get informed on happenings in India. Obviously, this article does not paint a complete picture of what’s happening in India and it’s not trying to. The column was inspired by watching stand-up routines (and The Daily Show, of course) and the main goal is to make people laugh.

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  • Anonymous said:

    Very disappointing. The ones you wrote in the past were a lot better.

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